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My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
5
0
(Votes:5)
Height Of Bad Luck. . .
I Just Wanted To KISS
a CHARMING,
INTELLIGENT
&
MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth
But
My Lips
Can’t Touch My Cheeks
2
1
(Votes:3)
Do u know what is GIRL?
G-Ghost
I-In
R-Real
L-Life
So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me.Don’t worry about me.I’m a professional
in ghost handling……..
2
0
(Votes:2)
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces….
2
0
(Votes:2)
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
5
0
(Votes:5)
Life Without Girls
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No Flowers
No Valentine
No Candles
No Perfumes
All the men directed to Heaven

4
0
(Votes:4)
A pathan want to commit suicide,
When asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend
& i can”t live without my friend.
1
0
(Votes:1)
From the moment I saw u
I wanted to be inside u
I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels
the way u tighten and loosen NEW SHOES..
1
1
(Votes:2)
I want you,
to be with me in a nice Restaurant
to have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
.
.
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“Pay The Bill”
1
0
(Votes:1)
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
2
0
(Votes:2)
 

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