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Smoking Quotes

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It is easier to stay out than get out.
by Mark Twain
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The German woman does not smoke
by Nazi slogan
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A cigar has “…a fire at one end and a fool at the other.”
by Horace Greely
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If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
by Mark Twain
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
by Woody Allen
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Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times.
by Mark Twain
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The best way to stop smoking is to just stop no ifs, ands or butts.
by Edith Zittler
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Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
by Brooke Shields
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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
by George Burns
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Another defining feature of therapeutic ethos, then, is the growing tendency to define a range of human behaviors as diseases or pathologies.
by James L. Nolan
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Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
by Anonymous
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Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
by Anonymous
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I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
by Anonymous
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Divine Tobacco.
by Edmund
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He hasn’t one redeeming vice.
by Oscar Wilde
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