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Teacher Jokes

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Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving.

“Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”

It is a BRIGHT sunny day

The teacher came in to the room.
teacher:Hello class the lesson today is…
Then a kid interrupted.
kid:teacher,why are you wearing sunglasses?
teacher:come on class!don’t you understand I wear sunglasses ’cause you all are so BRIGHT!

A= B =C Calculations

Teacher:Students if a=b & b=c ,then we can say that a=c.Give me on more example…
(A boy stands up and says…)

Boy:Mam if i love you and you love your daughter then i love your daughter..!!!!

Class Picture

A teacher had been after her pupils to bring in their 2 dollars for the class picture.

Upset over the tardiness, one day she got up in front of the class and said, “Class, think how much you’re going to treasure this picture 25 years from now. You will pull it out and say, ‘There’s my friend, Julie. She’s a lawyer now. There’s my friend Robert. He’s a doctor’”

Then a voice from the back of the room interrupted, “And there’s my teacher. She’s dead.”

Spring Fever

Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.”

Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”

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