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Police Jokes

(Total Poems: 28 | Viewed: 8044 times)

Working in the Garden

A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife:

“I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?”

The prisioner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter:

“Dear Wife, whatever you do, DO NOT touch the back garden! That is where I hid all the gold.”

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:

“You wouldn’t believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the whole back garden.”

The prisoner wrote another letter:

“Dear wife, NOW is the best time to plant the lettuce!”
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(Votes:9)

Bad Way To Start The Week

Officer:you are going to be hanged on Monday.
Prisoner:oh please not on Monday.
Officer:why?
Prisoner:Its such a a bad way to start the week.
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Not My Parking Ticket

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, ‘Come on buddy, howabout giving a guy a break?’ He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at meand started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he startedwriting a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn’t give a damn. My car was parked around the corner…
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(Votes:4)

Young Police Officer

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.

The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.

The rookie rolled down his window and said, “Let’s get off the corner people.”

A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, “Let’s get off that corner… NOW!”

Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.

Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, “Well, how did I do?”

Pretty good,” chuckled the vet, “especially since this is a bus stop.”
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(Votes:5)

Lost Far From Home

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out.

The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park…and couldn’t find his way home. ” Oy Morris “, said grandma, ” You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ? ” Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn’t hear. Morris whispered, ” I wasn’t lost…..I was just too tired to walk home.”
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