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Brunette Jokes

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How is This Done Yet

Two brunettes shot a deer, and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because the other legs kept snagging in the brush. “Chet, I’ve got an idea, I think we are doing this wrong. Let’s try dragging him by the horns, said one brunette.”

“OK,” says the other.

After a while, one said, “I think this is a lot better because his legs fold up and don’t get caught in the brush, but we seem to be getting farther from the car.”
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Blonde Sky Divers

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord — nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”
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Why Does A Brunette

Q: Why does a brunette have curtains on her PC?
A: To open windows
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What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

The invitation
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The Ultimate Sacrifice

There is a brunette and a blonde hanging over the edge of a cliff off a piece of rope. They realize that the rope will break if one of them doesn’t let go and they will both fall to their deaths. The brunette starts this big heartwarming speech about how she is going to sacrifice herself. At the end of the speech the blonde starts clapping.
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